Welcome to Sat K’s Monthly,
a satirical slant on our silly society.
- Sat K’s Monthly is meant for a mature audience. Mature excludes anyone who, in the interest of free speech, demands boycotts against anyone who says something they don’t like. I am talking about you, not the other person, you. I’m just saying.
Where Are We Coming From
For security reasons, we move around alot.
Sat K’s Monthly could be coming from virtually anywhere in the world or anywhere in the virtual world.
Like this episode could have been coming from my own home… could have.
Then I just had to make those smart-ass comments about Downton Abbey and other “upper class twits and their servants” TV shows.
And the Royals, sheesh! Who cares about The Royals? When are people going to fully embrace the concept of democracy?
Apparently I crossed a line.
It seems a certain person living here takes such TV Fare seriously and protectively.
Well, I could go on. However, I only have so much time to use the computers at the local library. I have to write this Monthly and a written apology.
Hmm, principles versus sleeping on the couch?
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This month’s “Could have been News!”
A social justice warrior, a social democrat, a liberal, a conservative and a libertarian walked into a bar. A few minutes later, everyone else walked out and went to another bar where they could talk rationally.
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Supporting Sat Ks Cause of the Month
This month’s support opportunity for you loyal Satirical K followers arises from yet one more conflicting report on healthy food.
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It seems that worry is more harmful than any particular food substance.
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This Month’s Feature Post
Another Installment of Contacts with The Oubliant
Sally next explained her tribe’s preferred method for dealing with threats from the outside. She called it “Reverse Herd Mentality”.
Regular Herd Mentality works like this:
Large carnivores attack the herd. The herd tries to run away, a straggler gets separated from the herd, the carnivores eat the straggler, the herd mourns for a few minutes and then goes back to grazing as if nothing happened. And the carnivores return again and again.
If anything threatens The Oubliant, every member turns and charges at the threat and stomps it into the ground.
Sally pointed out that if the buffalo had followed The Oubliant’s Reverse Herd Mentality, there would still be plenty of buffalo around and indigenous people would still own all their land.
Of course, Sally further pointed out that if the buffalo had used the approach even earlier there would be no indigenous people around claiming to own buffalo land.
In today’s world the Oubliant’s stomping is more about collecting sensitive information on public officials and about exercising stock options.
However, The Oubliant aren’t above using a little physicality when the need or mood arises. This is done quietly, efficiently and sometimes means leaving the head of a prized racehorse in someone’s bed.
This Oubliant “Don’t be a Bossy Pants” attitude applies to their own day-to-day interactions.
The Oubliant believe in consensus. They have no leaders. They will however occasionally give someone the authority to act on their behalf – if that person seems better at whatever it is that needs doing and understands that they aren’t that special.
If someone even starts to boss other people around, the rest simply pick that person up and throw them in the river. In wintertime a snow bank is substituted.
Sally herself had a refreshing visit with the river three times last week.
The Oubliant realize that there are others who aren’t so freedom loving and therefore remain a threat. That’s why The Oubliant remain active in the outside world, under the cover of darkness, armed with the head of a racehorse and an explanatory note.
So that’s it for this issue of Sat K’s Monthly, just one part of The Possible Ks family.
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